"Don't worry, the ammo comes from ma kidneys." "Get of my lawn ya disc-shaped death-ray machines of war and doom!" "No, I don't wanna be probed AGAIN!"
'Whoever said the elderly don't know how to use technology?' 'Help Shotgun Granny save the world! Someone needs to supply her prune juice...'
This is one similar to the one that clock rocket is using. "with great age comes great knowledge of how to pwn an alien.
These... are... FANTASTIC! Some of these would make great Granny dialog... We're recording some audio this weekend, what other kinds of things would she say? We'll announce the slogan winner tomorrow at 2 CST... Keep 'em coming, and thanks so much!
"She don't know Karate, but can fire a shotty" She's over the hill, with bullets to spill" She's too old to tell, but has plenty of shells" "A fatal attraction, to her pump-action"
You thought you have all seen in your live ?? Just remember : once upon a time, famous women were Calamity Jane, Kitty LeRoy and Annie Oakley ... But, NOW IS COMING "SHOTGUN GRANNY" !!
Folks, this was absolutely hilarious and quite a blast. When we ship, some of these phrases may make it into some of the achievements and easter eggs. But for now... we have a WINNER!! Squirt, I am PM'ing you right now with codes to AstroBlast and DreadMill, and when Shotgun Granny ships you have one of those too! Again, thanks so much to everyone that participated... and keep your eyes to the skies!
Well, I had Shotgun Granny on my Touch first gen, and after the last update the game does not work anymore !!! I made the update without reading the new features because I cannot think it was normal that the new version would be more restrictive than the one before ! EDIT : the dev team says me they'll try to do something to make the game working again with Touch first gen ! Thanks to them !