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I'm so poor I couldn't take hat lessons.

 

Im so poor i eat cereal with a fork to save on milk.

 

i used to be a heavyweight champ but my brother in law paulie gave all my money to my accountant and he used it to flip houses

 

I m so poor that I couldn't even afford my Red underwear I m supposed to wear over my costume and had to change my name from superman to ImNoSuperMan

 

I'm so poor i couldnt afford to move my clock back to daylights savings time... now everything is an hour off!

 

I'm poor cause some jerk ran me over in his car and stole all my money so if I get this game I'd finally be able to get my revenge. Muahahahhahahahahahaha!cough cough... I mean owe my legs!!!!!

 

Taken

 

im soo poor that when u look in my ipod i have all full pages of lites

 

already said

edit n the lites is already said

 

Interesting

 

I'm so poor that beggars bring me money because they feel sorry.

 

Hey Paul can we do more than 1 entry?

 

I'm so poor I can't even afford an Ipod!

 

i am so poor i have the 1st computer ever built

 

yes I think we can

Also please at least look back to see if someone already said it because it is a waste of space imho


oh and Im so poor I use monopoly money to pay for my bills

 

I am so poor I cant even afford an amazing game that's only 99 cents.

 

the very first computer cost millions of dollars

 

I'm so poor, I have to live Car Jack Streets :-X

 

i invested all my money in khalid shaikh