Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! (by Gameloft)

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  1. italodance

    italodance Well-Known Member

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    FACT: When playing this game, your phone automatically puts 911 on speed dial.

    Step into the boots of America’s toughest man in the first Chuck Norris game available for your iPhone and iPod touch. A brilliantly outlandish scenario sets you, Chuck Norris, in the Cambodian jungle to release prisoners of war held hostage by a rogue army of Communist soldiers. Inspired by old-school arcade games, Chuck Norris features the enjoyable and simple ingredients of a traditional beat’em up spiced up with crazy combos, exciting mini-games and totally destructible environments. The crowning touch is the ability to use your iPhone to take a picture of anyone you like (or dislike) and beat them up in the game! This is a Chuck-Norris-approved stress relief method!

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    key features:

     A combat system blending the tried and true mechanics of beat’em up classics with new, fun combos, over-the-top animations and totally destructible environments.
     A humorous plot and crazy dialogue inspired by Chuck Norris’ filmography and famous “Chuck Norris Facts”.
     13 levels in 3 different environments (Asian jungle, Texan ranch and New York streets).
     Embody two different Chucks (Army or Texan). Combos and weapons vary depending on the Chuck character you are playing.
     A myriad of weapons from fists, kicks and karate moves to shotguns and Uzis!
     Fun mini-games showcasing the iPhone’s accelerometer and touch controls, bringing variety to the beat’em up gameplay with driving, shooting, saloon challenges, and more.
     Take a picture of your friends or enemies (using your iPhone) and put them in the game!

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    Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain isn't just a game. It's your invaluable guide to being better than yourself, because you're Chuck Norris, and he's better than you. That's a fact.” (PocketGamer.co.uk: 10/10 GOLD Award)

    info from projectnext
     
  2. WunDaii

    WunDaii Well-Known Member

    LOL Chuck = win.
     
  3. wythesyn

    wythesyn Well-Known Member

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    Can't Wait, I mean come on its CHUCK NORRIS!
     
  4. Deffo and i have all his action films from the 80's as well :D

    This have been on the mobiles for a while now and heres a little clip off one of them :)

     
  5. loves2spoon

    loves2spoon Well-Known Member

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    does chuck know about this? lmao
     
  6. italodance

    italodance Well-Known Member

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    i think "Chuck norris" gave money to gameloft for bring him on iphone console by himself :D
     
  7. zlibd

    zlibd Well-Known Member

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    why would something that cant die have a life bar?
     
  8. WunDaii

    WunDaii Well-Known Member

    Erm I think Gameloft paid Chuck Norris.

    :p
     
  9. WunDaii

    WunDaii Well-Known Member

    Chuck knows everything. Even beyond the grave.
     
  10. arta

    arta Well-Known Member

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    To give his enemies a ghost of a chance.
     
  11. spiffyone

    spiffyone Well-Known Member

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    That's not Chuck's life bar...it's yours. Prolonged exposure to Chuck's awesomeness, even in pixelated video game form, is a life draining experience.
     
  12. Mr. Crazy

    Mr. Crazy Well-Known Member

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    Who is Chuck Norris :confused:.

























































    Joke, but this game looks crap but if gameloft are doing it then it could be good.
     
  13. nodoctors

    nodoctors Well-Known Member

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    yeah, i'm sorry, but the whole chuck norris meme stopped being funny over a half a decade ago. and that's not even an exaggeration. the game looks like great over the top fun, though.

    i find it ironic how the internet is all about being on the cutting edge, yet memes that were often unfunny to begin with go on for 10 years at a time. all your base are belong to lolcatz, because in soviet russia chuck norris touches yourself at night

    <-instant comedian.
     
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  15. Chronical

    Chronical Well-Known Member

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    what the ****?! ...
     
  16. The_Running_Man

    The_Running_Man Well-Known Member

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    Where is the god damned Charles Bronson video game!?!?!?!?!?
     
  17. kingkong120

    kingkong120 Well-Known Member

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  19. nodoctors

    nodoctors Well-Known Member

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    now that's more like it!
     
  20. josh.hofer

    josh.hofer Well-Known Member

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    haha count me in on this title!
     

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