How can this go wrong? Chuck Norris= WIN. Wow, those are some brave soldiers. Probably don't know about Chuck. Stupid ignorant fools
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
people invented cars to get away from chuck norris. Not to be bested, chuck norris made the car acciedent
Chuck Norris is the square-root of infinity. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. When denied a egg mcmuffin a McDonalds because it was 10:35, Chuck Norris kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch because he decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Heck was That?" When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "Ow". Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
I WANT THIS OH MY GOD ITS CHUCK NORRIS when chuck norris jumps in a pool chuck norris doesn't get wet, the pool gets chuck norris mr. t pitys the foo, chuck norris rips the foo's head off
You can never have enough Chuck Norris jokes. There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. The 11th commandment is Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states. The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Just to name a few.
when this app is submitted, Apple will approve it in .0287837 seconds because Chuck Norris will be breathing down Steve Jobs's back...
When chuck norrises health runs out in this game, does he roundhouse kick you through the iPhone for being stupid enough to loose?
Chuck Norris is suing NBC over the trademarked name "Law & Order" because that is the name of his left and right leg, respectively.
