Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! (by Gameloft)

Discussion in 'Upcoming iOS Games' started by italodance, Oct 5, 2009.

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  1. TheBeastlyNinja

    TheBeastlyNinja Well-Known Member

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    yeah. i made that one up. so what.
    Stop making fun of people
    it just gets old
     
  2. nodoctors

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    it can't be because they're not funny...because they're all not funny. :p

    man i can't believe the guy above me that listed off a dozen chuck norris jokes is complaining about something getting old
     
  3. beachmusic

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    I agree! Please change your MO coz it's no longer funny!
     
  4. Will090

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    Chuck Norris once got it on in a trailer. Some of his sperm leaked into the engine. We now know this trailer as Optimus Prime
     
  5. zlibd

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    he wont.
     
  6. The Bat Outta Hell

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    The most annoying member on this site is telling me to change, and is agreeing with TBN at the same time?

    Ouch.
     
  7. beachmusic

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    No sir you are the most annoying member of this site! Half of your post are one liner garbage which mostly makes fun of other members :eek:
     
  8. The Bat Outta Hell

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    If you say so =]

    I'd say about 90% of yours are either bitching about ngmoco, talking how much better Nova will be, bitching some more, complaining about minigore, accusing members, getting threads closed, and Gameloft brown nosing.
     
  9. Clymos

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    Ignoring the feud going on here, the chuck norris jokes made me laugh, despite their lameness. I am not sure how a game about him would be though.... With gameloft producing it it will probably be something to watch.
     
  10. beachmusic

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    You should do better research than that and stop saying sh%t in your post there are children here!
     
  11. fructose

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    This shall be the best game ever.
     
  12. K7A7O7S

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    Wow, this is a bit ridiculous. But as I said before, I am a sucker for the old school side scrolling action, and it actually looks good. Reminds me of Double Dragon.
     
  13. beachmusic

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    This looks like one hell of fun :)
     
  14. jecebn

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    oh beachmusic, I really missed you! It's been a lonely couple of weeks without you constantly complaining here :rolleyes:

    I have to agree with Bat on this one.
     
  15. Aldex Oun

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    ....hahahaha, sweet, a Chuck Norris game. Well, I'm sold. Instant buy.
     
  16. beachmusic

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    Oh here comes my stalker darn!
     
  17. AaronAMV

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    WHO KNOWS
  18. master lee

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    Can't wait count me in on this title............lol
     
  19. Combzzz

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    fool me once shame on you fool chuck norris and he'll roundhouse kick you in the face

    chuck norris doesnt churn butter he roundhouses a cow and butter comes out

    jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

    chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn he dares it to grow

    how many chuck norrises does it take to screw in a light bulb? we dont know, but it only takes one to beat your ass

    if somehow chuck norris cloned himself and they got into a fight, who would win? no onne the universe would come to an end
     
  20. MaxiCalifornia

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    This better be unless the developers wish for a swift roundhouse kick to the head.
     

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