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    • Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! (by Gameloft)

    Discussion in 'Upcoming iOS Games' started by italodance, Oct 5, 2009.

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    1. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy Well-Known Member

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      #61 MacDaddy, Oct 6, 2009
      This is frikkin awesome!

      When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he dosen't get wet - the ocean gets Chuck Norris!
       
    2. Azrael

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      #62 Azrael, Oct 6, 2009
      LOL! Hahaha!
       
    3. DrJ

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      #63 DrJ, Oct 6, 2009
      chuck norris and his wife are human excrement
       
    4. playn

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      #64 playn, Oct 6, 2009
      gameloft just made themselves instant billionaires
       
    5. THE STUD

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      #65 THE STUD, Oct 6, 2009
      Enviro Bear has just heard about this Chuck Norris coming to Iphone and boy is he not amused :D

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    6. italodance

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      #66 italodance, Oct 6, 2009
      i heard his wife was a cop

      so maybe she arrest him for killing people on these crazy games!

      just hope!
       
    7. DrJ

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      #67 DrJ, Oct 6, 2009
      if that was a real bear even chuck norris would have only lasted about 15 seconds. proliferating the idea that a human can wrestle a bear and survive is more proof of chuck's douchery :p
       
    8. nodoctors

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      #68 nodoctors, Oct 6, 2009
      first chuck norris comment to make me laugh
       
    9. Hafiz

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      #69 Hafiz, Oct 6, 2009
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      #70 WunDaii, Oct 6, 2009
    11. Slayer_megadeth

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      #71 Slayer_megadeth, Oct 6, 2009
      I bet you can't leave a negative review for this game :p. Anyways there's delta force 2 coming up on HBO i'm off :D
       
    12. Don Robot

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      #72 Don Robot, Oct 6, 2009
      Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain will be priced at $0.99, 0.79€, and 0.59£ respectively.
       
    13. dogmeat

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      #73 dogmeat, Oct 6, 2009
      I'm totally getting this, simply for the great pixel art. The other parts just make it better.

       
    14. sizzlakalonji

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      #74 sizzlakalonji, Oct 6, 2009
      I think if Chuck Norris wants to maintain this level of teen cool, he needs to stop hawking both thigh masters on cable and Mike Huckabee on Fox News. That being said, this game is an instant buy :D
       
    15. nodoctors

      nodoctors Well-Known Member

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      #75 nodoctors, Oct 6, 2009
      oh goddamnit, now i'm probably going to buy this damn game. i just wish it was a generic game hero that was dropping trucks on people and stopping helicopters with his bare hands.
       
    16. italodance

      italodance Well-Known Member

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      #76 italodance, Oct 6, 2009
      news by sara (thanks to her):

      Hi

      Yep, Chuck Norris is coming to your iPhone, but the screens and features displayed in this post were not yet approved.

      You'll have to wait for more news on this game


      Sara
      Gameloft Team Member
       
    17. Trotgar

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      #77 Trotgar, Oct 6, 2009
      Actually, that's probably how it is. Gameloft must've paid to someone to get the rights.

      But about the game - *facepaaaaaaaaaaaalm*
       
    18. defaude

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      #78 defaude, Oct 6, 2009
      Rape'n'revenge would never pass the submission process :p
       
    19. Will090

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      #79 Will090, Oct 6, 2009
      Actually the submission would probably come with a warning to the approval team: "If this game is not approved, the actions performed in this game will be inflicted upon you." Then the app would be through just like that
       
    20. Adriano freire

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      #80 Adriano freire, Oct 6, 2009
      I wanted

      Gameloft should do a version of sonic unleashed mobile for the iphone, it would be great, but I think gameloft will not put this idea into practice is not! Goodbye Gameloft:(:(:( , to thinking of switching to PSP!:(:(:(
       
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