Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! (by Gameloft)

Surely you're improving the graphics and animation beyond this J2ME cell phone stuff, aren't you?

 

Woah watch your mouth, there are children here.

 

^If you are a child these days, chances are, you are already quite familiar with that sorta language !!

 

Kid-tested, Chuck-approved.

 

Gameloft should do a version of sonic unleashed mobile for the iphone, it would be great, but I think gameloft will not put this idea into practice is not! Goodbye Gameloft , to thinking of switching to PSP!

 

why the hell did you post this twice in the same thread? get on the ball people.

 

[QUOTE = nodoctors; 546967] Por que diabos você postar isso duas vezes no mesmo segmento? chegar ao povo bola. [/ QUOTE]

oh boy! I post as often as I want! bring it on?
there are people who do not respect the other threads!

 

yes, you can post as much as you want. i would prefer it if you didn't make the exact same post though. that can be considered spam.

 

lol "...eats rocks and sh*ts lightening bolts!"

 

Really?

Right now Chuck Norris is putting his teeth in a glass and crapping in a diaper.

Right now Chuck Norris is gumming his melba toast.

Right now Chuck Norris is having a Viagra and Geritol high calonic.

Chuck Norris is a legend in his own mind and a withering git in his body.

After the commercial for Total Gym Chuck got the crap beaten out of him by Christie Brinkley.

Chucks family locks him in the basement so he wont go wandering off in the desert.

Chuck broke his hand trying to chop a toothpick in half.

Chuck wont go outside in the sun anymore because he's afraid his shadow will punch him in the face.

Right now Chuck Norris is arm wrestling his mail order bride...and losing.

Chuck has had to hire a guy to crush beer cans for him.

Ten things badder than Chuck Norris...
10) The recently deceased Michael Jackson.
9) A Shriner Parade
8) Strawberry Shortcake tooth floss
7) G.I. Jane
6) The nurse who changes him
5) The my little pony death squad
4) Googles the goggley-eyed clown
3) toast
2) An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

And last but not least, the number one thing badder than Chuck Norris...
A smiley.

 

[QUOTE = Sniz; 547054] "lol ... come pedras e sh * ts relâmpagos!" [/ Quote]

what do you think? Sonic Unleashed would be better for the iphone mobile than Chuck Norris Gameloft Bye Bye!!!

 

chuck norris yipee
then bruce lee.....
then jackie chan....

 

Damn i so badly cant wait for this

 

jackie chan would've been such a better choice for an app.

 

Finally here's a great 2D game

 

is this coming out soon?