This game needs an iPhone port. Ow My Balls has been ruling the App Store unchallenged for far too long. You're welcome, Hodapp.
Oh, one more thing. This is a free to play flash game. Just google 'Don't Your Pants' to play it for yourself.
this would have a cult following on the day it was in the appstore. heh chris. http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
I think what you mean to say... is "Don't Shit Your Pants". Played it on Kongregate a while back... sort of amusing but once the pointlessness really struck me I gave up.
There are more solutions than there are achievements, such as... The only thing that bothers me is that when you take the pills, fart a little and remove your pants, your pants are back on when the time runs out. Not fair.