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  1. RankoSao

    RankoSao Well-Known Member

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    @hardcoregamer: Tim Langdell? IS that you?
     
  2. Flickitty

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    I have personally attempted to keep this thread on topic, and I can't do it anymore. This thread fails on so many levels- is this really 'for fun'? Because this doesn't look fun to me.

    If this thread gets locked, guess who's fault it will be? HardcoreGamer. At that point, he will have no one else to blame but himself. This isn't about who does what to whom, it is about how HardcoreGamer needs to learn to not react to every little whim and needs to be accountable for his own actions.

    Nobody did a damn thing to you HardcoreGamer, you did it to yourself. I was really rooting for you, and I was trying to keep you on track. And now I seem foolish for even trying. I'm not even a member of your team and I never was.

    Honestly, I don't see anything that is going to keep this thread on topic- it has nowhere else to go.
     
  3. Squirt Reynolds

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    How do you fire people that you're not even paying?

    Sounds like we've got a mini Donald Trump on our hands.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. MidianGTX

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    Yeah seriously, lock the thread. Hardcoregamer, you've got a private group for your staff, none of this needs to be public.

    ...and Squirt, how the hell do you get so many pictures of babies?
     
  5. hardcoregamer

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    Yep, the guy who spends 6+ hours a day making a game and who is now in the coding phase is a joke. Riiiiiiiiight.... Ask cuestaluis, spambot, anybody. Not a one will agree with you. Oh, and this thread will NEVER get locked. I love it and as long as I stay on topic, it'll stay open!!
     
  6. The Bat Outta Hell

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    So what are you contributing to the game to take the earnings?
     
  7. Squirt Reynolds

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    I'd tell you, but i'd have to kill you.
     
  8. RankoSao

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    Hi Tim! how are you! Have you driven Mobigames completely out of business yet?
     
  9. hardcoregamer

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    Artwork, management, 6 hours a day, managing a team, a social group, a chatroom, and the gumption to actually do this. Don't bag on me unless you have actuallymade an app yourself.
     
  10. MidianGTX

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    I'd be willing to join your social group as an impartial outsider so I can vouch for your involvement and effort regarding the development process :p

    Let's face it, they're more likely to believe it if I say it.
     
  11. da shiz wiz 19

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    Hi, I'm making an app. Artwork, coding, adverising to boot. I'll be happy to trade coding with all your responsibilities, which include managing a team poorly (for six hours a day) and doing a little bit of artwork (for six hours a day).
     
  12. hardcoregamer

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    I just laughed out loud. You probably live in your mom's basement, trolling all day, don't you little lurker you! Don't you! Leave me alone. I'm a dev with a license and a game being coded that I created almost all of the artwork for. I'm on top, and you're in the basement. Scratch that, your MOM's basement. Pwned. Sry Prab, I'M REALLY GOIMG TO STAY ON TOPIC FROM NOW ON, BUT DA SHIZ WIZ REALLY DESERVES A TIME-OUT! *Sits back, puts his teet up on his desk and lights his cigar. Smokes cigar. Drops cigar. Sets building on fire* ROFL!!! lol
     
  13. MidianGTX

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    Didn't like my idea then.
     
  14. RankoSao

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    Wow. impressive. I especially like the cigar pyromania, it really shows that your someone who can be taken seriously.
     
  15. Squirt Reynolds

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    Wow. You must have some seriously saggy teets.
     
  16. The Bat Outta Hell

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    LMFAO

    Hardcoregamer, you just wasted $100 of your parent's precious money by making a developer account.

    And 13 year olds shouldn't smoke cigars, let alone put their teeties on the desk.
     
  17. Yffum

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    That teets things is hilarious, but I just want to say something to hardcore before this thread gets closed. 10 people have left your team. Most app teams don't loose 10 people even if they have a large group. There must be something you're doing wrong. Think about it.
     
  18. hardcoregamer

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    The reason why I lost ten people is because I fired 7 because of their extreme laziness and tye other three went off to make their own games on iPhone.
     
  19. Yffum

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    No offense intended, but I have the same response replacing "10 people have left your team" with "7 people joined your team and didn't do any work whatsoever, forcing you to fire them"
     
  20. RankoSao

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    details, details...
     

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