Hello everyone, There are a lot of games on the app store nowadays, even from large companies, that feature questionable English translations. Some are hard to play simply because the instructions don't make sense. I'm offering my services "cleaning up" the English translations. I have extensive experience writing and programming, so I would be an ideal candidate to assist you in your projects. I also have a pretty good sense of humor and can help bridge the cultural gap that often exists with jokes. Please send a private message with "translation" in the title. Thank you!