I'll announce the release of Halo to the iPhone. Either that, or Super Mario 64. Who wants to create a random app with a few screenshots of each game for me?
This thread reminds me of those smackdowns where the cops arrange some kind of special event to trick parole violators and get them all in one room before busting them. This thread has that eerie feeling.
I don't think you don't need to create an entire fake app; couldn't you just Photoshop some fake screenshots at 480x320 resolution and Sync them to your Photos folder?