Man Claims He Survived 70 Years W/Out Eating or Drinking

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  1. d1

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    Sure, mind over body is one thing. But a human body can't sustain without sustenance, I don't care if you can move a car with your mind, you're gonna have to eat.
     
  2. techie_chic

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    It's definitely unbelievable...unless if he's not human at all! A perfectly healthy human being needs to take in something (even if it's just liquids) to survive. Sorry but this story is far true for me. :rolleyes:
     
  3. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Did you fail it then?

    If I recall correctly, you read something about Obama on myspace that said he was Muslim with terrorist connections and you believed it.
     
  4. nephilim apps

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    As I am a believer in some of the various the Acient Astronaut theorys this may be pointing to something And also the fact of the Alien war going on between Everyone and Stephen Hawking (who is right btw)
     
  5. da shiz wiz 19

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    You high son?
     
  6. nephilim apps

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    No not right now. But even if I was it wouldn't matter because the evidence of Visitors from the past is everywhere.
     
  7. The Bat Outta Hell

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    My god you're incredibly gullible.
     
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    #28 nephilim apps, May 14, 2010
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    How am I gullible? The Ancient Titanic (which I came up with) is a more reasonable suggestion for the beginning of mankind than the sky bully making imperfect beings and claiming they have free will but if they do anything wrong they will be sentenced to an eternal torture.

    If you would like me to explain the Ancient Titanic theory I will.
     
  9. da shiz wiz 19

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    Wow dude that sounds...legit! Can you please explain to me what the Ancient Titanic theory is?
     
  10. The Bat Outta Hell

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    I'm not saying religion is right either. I'm saying that if you truly believe there's an alien war between humans and aliens then you must be an idiot and believe anything someone says on the Internet.
     
  11. Grubjelly

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    He probably sleepwalked every few days and feasted then.



    From Kafka's "The Hunger Artist":


    "Many more days went by, however, and that too came to an end. An overseer’s eye fell on the cage one day and he asked the attendants why this perfectly good cage should be left standing there unused with dirty straw inside it; nobody knew, until one man, helped out by the notice board, remembered about the hunger artist. They poked into the straw with sticks and found him in it. “Are you still fasting?” asked the overseer, “when on earth do you mean to stop?” “Forgive me, everybody,” whispered the hunger artist; only the overseer, who had his ear to the bars, understood him. “Of course,” said the overseer, and tapped his forehead with a finger to let the attendants know what state the man was in, “we forgive you.” “I always wanted you to admire my fasting,” said the hunger artist. “We do admire it,” said the overseer, affably. “But you shouldn’t admire it,” said the hunger artist. “Well then we don’t admire it,” said the overseer, “but why shouldn’t we admire it?” “Because I have to fast, I can’t help it,” said the hunger artist. “What a fellow you are,” said the overseer, “and why can’t you help it?” “Because,” said the hunger artist, lifting his head a little and speaking, with his lips pursed, as if for a kiss, right into the overseer’s ear, so that no syllable might be lost, “because I couldn’t find the food I liked. If I had found it, believe me, I should have made no fuss and stuffed myself like you or anyone else.” These were his last words, but in his dimming eyes remained the firm though no longer proud persuasion that he was still continuing to fast. "
     
  12. nephilim apps

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    Yes I can. If you knew there have been tests on the different races of the earth and have found certain genetic differences between them for example the African male anatomy is significantly larger than other races such as the Caucasian or the Asian. Some say it is the environment they were exposed to but that makes no sense at all. My theory is that there was large supernova that was soon to occur that would destroy or extremely damage many intelligent planets that were within reach of this supernova. Let's say the planets were in an economic crisis or maybe the leaders of the planets did not realize the severity of the situation but there were not enough crafts for everybody to leave the planet. In an act of selflessness they ordered that only the Women and Children leave the planet to start a new civilization on a planet with low intelligence lifeforms. While they all met their fate the Women and Children were sent to earth through a wormhole (very many central american cultures directly reference their ancestors came through the stars in a wormhole to get to earth) but when they arrived at different parts of the earth they did not no how to rebuild the ships due to them not knowing how and they also did not have the resources to either. And so to repopulate their species they mated with the Ape like creatures to create the humans we are today. So basically all the different races on the planet are descendent's of different alien races.
     
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    lol I was not talking about an actual war between humans and aliens I was referring to Stephen Hawking criticizing NASA and several other groups for sending messages into space in order to contact extraterrestrial life.
     
  14. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Ah. Well then yes, I kind of agree with that. Who knows how other life would react upon seeing us.

    Didn't Hawkings believe we'd end up the same way the Native Americans did?
     
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    Yes exactly what he believes. But what do you think about the Ancient Titanic theory I came up with?
     
  16. My view: There's no alien war. There's no God. There's no intangibility about the origins of life. It started as a chance combination of chemical reactions on just the right planet in just the right sort of star system at just the right time in the planet's evolution. It's not that mysterious -- sure, the specific details are unknown, but we know enough about things to say that this a pretty solid theory, and science is getting closer every day to discovering how things work on nanoscales using some of the most basic building blocks of life. Hell, they're now making nanobots out of strands of DNA that carry out functions via specific chemical trails. I'm certain that eventually we'll discover the right combination of elements needed to create self-sustaining, single-celled life forms.

    Also: That Indian dude is full of crap.
     
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    There is no evidence of god because he was made up by evil humans who then created the largest hate group in existence. However evidence of previous alien life is everywhere around us.
     
  18. MidianGTX

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    I was with you up until that last sentence.
     
  19. The Bat Outta Hell

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    I think it's completely genius and it has changed my view of our history.

    It makes complete sense. It's not your theory is it?
     
  20. Random_Guy

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    Australia, mate!
    So you're saying that the whole universe was created by chance, yet everything was so exact and precise? If the Earth was 1cm out of its place, we would have been too close to the Sun, and it would be too hot for us to live, or we would have been too far from the Sun, and it would be too cold for us to live.
     

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