Man Claims He Survived 70 Years W/Out Eating or Drinking

so did i

 

Its a load of bullshit, no organism can function wothout out energy, unless you can carry out photosynthesis... could it be the Chinese man-flower?

 

I don't see him routed to the ground absorbing minerals from soil.

 

He said Chinese man-flower...

 

... yeah?

 

Alright then, rooted to the fortune cookie.

 

I'm actually pretty good at photosynthesis

 

It invalidates your argument.

 

Then you're wrong. You need water to live. It's that simple.

 

You haven't been to all realms of possibility.

 

He's Chinese.

 

WTF does being Chinese have anything to do with it?!

 

lol idk, but your reaction was worth it

 

Yeah, the "WTF" and combination of "?" and "!" really was dramatic and over the top, wasn't it...

 

Haha you continue to make me laugh out loud, smile, and look generally weird to anyone watching

 

Yeah dude, you totally flipped. He got you good.

 

Agreed.

 

I must learn to control these emotions. Those damn midichlorians*.

*only nerdy star wars joke I will ever make.

 

Actually photosynthesis is carried out in the leaves by sunlight. So it completely possible his hair or skin or performing photosynthesis