Man Claims He Survived 70 Years W/Out Eating or Drinking

I can't think of a supernatural force is like "sh!t on normal things. You can be friggin supernatural thing, too.

 

Oh, true, I forgot it only required carbon dioxide and water... he still needs water.

 

Yeah guys Kamazar flipped! AHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAH!

 

But... Remember about chrolophyll(green pigment) plus you need h20 for respiration and humans don't diffuse water through their skin.

 

Well, if we wanna get realistic about it.

 

Do you know that a species of sea slug has started to produce a chemical similar to chlorophyll and has started to go under photosynthesis and the Kreb's Cycle? It is the first animal to do so. So who knows? It might be a possibility.

 

ADENOSINE TRIPHOSPHATE aaaaahhhhhhh

 

i think hed look a bit different if he was undergoing photsynthesis

 

maybe Shenron granted his wish

 

There's another highly scientific explanation no one's considered yet... magic.

 

!!! When you enter magic into the equasion even normal equations like e=mc2 become things like e=McHammer

 

But why can't you enter it into the equation? We've already entered a "sky bully", extraterrestrial sex, and uncomprehendable luck with no true knowledge of a beginning for our existence here. If one of those are right then why can't magic be included as a possibility for someone to survive without eating or drinking?

 

I dont eat 2 meals a day and havent for 5 years, put me in the headlines

 

I think this is legit

 

Thank you.

 

That's racist!

 

Only if you make it.

 

corrected because you are a dubutard. Correct name is Shenlong

 

Christ, calm down man. Outta control.