So you take the left? Excellent. The left contained a sweet puppy. The right, a series of metal traps. We move on. Now we have arrived at a bridge. It was built over a lava river. It's very rickety. You now have three choices. You can either brave the bridge, use the grappling hook lying nearby, or use your mad untested parkour skills to climb the walls like a Mirror's Edge champ.
We are now heading for day 11. OK doodle jumper, I know seek your psychic powers. Do you moral decay being approved by Tuesday.
No. I do not. But.. but I see... I see it being reviewed by Apple by then. But no promises about approval. Also, you have yet to answer my question. How will you get through the lava?
I will ask the almighty Chris T. to guide me through it. He will help me walk over the hot lava with his amazing powers.
You must choose from the choices provided to find your fate. Chris T will no longer be assisting you because he has not been approved by Apple yet.
Oh, I'm sorry. Incorrect. It was all an illusion. The walls were really hot and the lava was cold. In fact, it wasn't even lava. It was orange pudding. The bridge would also have broken. The correct answer was grappling hook, because playing Hook Champ is always the answer in dire situations!
Orange pudding? LOL You have quite an imagination there. Maybe you should consider developing your own game.
Yes he is. He told me so himself. He told me if itunes rejects him, there will be much disaster and tragedy.
