I, kijib, would like to apply for a staff position on Touch Arcade. As an amazingly talented writer, I will specialize in satirical articles and reviews for the site. These incredibly hilarious pieces will surely be the talk of the town. Having me as a writer would greatly increase the popularity of the site in many ways. My amazing wit and lovable charm is guaranteed to attract readers and itouch gamers alike. People who don't even have an Apple device will visit the site because of me, bringing in more ad revenue. I offer my services for a highly discounted rate of $1000 a month, excluding the $100 fee per article I write, because I deeply care for my friends on the site. Sincerely, kijib
Didn't realize the pay was that good! I'll offer my services for a mere $800/mo. N/C for articles. Here's my resume: 1) I've got a lot of iOS games 2) I've written a few User Reviews in the past 3) I'm not kijib
Here's my resume: 1) I have past experience 2) I have no problem on removing games to make space for new ones 3) I'm not kijib or drelbs 4) I'm only asking $200 a month But I'm not 18, so I can't even apply