Announcing the First Annual Crazy Pirate Slots Grab the Booty Contest! Over $250 in iTunes gift card treasure to be dug up mates so look lively! The 10 pirates at the top of the Crazy Pirate Slots Open Feint Leaderboard by months end will get the goods! May 31 Crazy Pirate Slots Open Feint Ranking • Prize 1st place • $100 2nd place • $50 3rd place • $25 4th place • $15 5th place • $15 6th place • $10 7th place • $10 8th place • $10 9th place • $10 10th place • $10 Take part in the Who is your favorite Captain poll - I'll randomly give out a code to a participant Come aboard my website or watch this here magical video presentation for more details...ARR!
thx for code Captain Pineapple the game look great love slots games of all slot games out do think your best one
Grog Yarr mate! I think so even though my crew are usually half drunk to the gills on pineapple grog! ARR!
Looks like the first video game slot machine that actually looks kinda fun to play Edit: your pirate character rocks!
Ok so... I despise Twitter... But how bout I trade an amazing pirate joke fer a code? Here goes: What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be rrrrrr........ But it really be the c (the sea....) Well.. I find it funny
This game is lots of fun. Had it for a while. Don't know if i can get that high though. I'm #344 currently. *edit Now I'm #304 currently.
Tickle the Captain for a code! Yo Ho Ho! Not a bad joke mate and since I'm feelin generous I'll direct message you a promo code But I think ye swabs can do better! Post your best pirate joke here and the one I deem worthy will also receive a code and the rest can walk the plank or go to amateur standup night down at the Rusty Barnacle!
I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now. I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear. Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground? Because booty is only shin deep!
Ahoy! You Son of a Biscuit Eater. How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex? Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!!! OscarRed.
Arr, pirate Gilo be here. Me just wonderin, if you scally wagons send me a code for the itunes voucher, I will be able to use it me old US itunes account if me win. That be if I win! Harr arr arrr!
So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, do you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?" The pirate responds, "ARRRRRR, it be driving me nuts!"
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!! How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!! enjoy
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father? Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character? Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
Some of those are disturbing... So anywho, what's a pirates fave letter? R! Harharhar! Why do pirates sway all the time? Their peglegs are uneven! Harharhar! What'd a pirate do if he found out he be on the wrong lass? Abandon ship! Harharhar! What does a pirate say b4 layin his fat wench? Cannonball! Harharhar! Now most perviest of all: why couldn't the pirate masterly bait his "fishing rod?" He had a hook for a hand! Yarharharharharharyarhar!
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
As the pirates were surveying all the grand booty they had just stolen, an older, wiser pirate noticed a younger pirate sorting only through rings and nothing else. Older Pirate: Whatcha lookin' for there, matey? Younger Pirate: I'm alookin' for some rings. I wants to get married. Older: RRRRRRR! Let me tell you about marriage, youngster! Come over here! The Younger limps on over rather slowly for it is hard to climb over tons of booty with a peg leg caused by a cannon mishap. The Older says to Younger as he adjusts his eye-patch caused by a sword mishap: There are three rings in marriage that you need to know about, matey. Before you get married... it is the "engagement ring When you get married... it is the "wedding ring" After you get married... begins the "suffer-ring" At that time, as if on queue, the parrot on the Younger's shoulder groans and falls off his shoulder.
