I know this is a bad time and place, but does anyone know how to decrease the wattage of a microwave easily? I just got a new one and it starts smoking. Maybe it is cos I cleaned it with vinegar?
If you have a metal garbage can, stick some wood and gasoline in the bottom of it and get a nice hot fire going. Then, wrap the cat up in aluminum foil and throw it in the fire. Put a lid on the fire for about 2 mins, as the cat is probably going to try and get out. Should be cooked to perfection in about 12 mins. Or you could take it to best buy and use one of their microwaves. If all else fails, use a lighter, preferrably a zippo. oh and cat pairs well with a good chianti.
wait, are you gonna have sex with the cat before or after, if before, it doesn't matter, but doing something thats been bbq'd, thats just wrong
Haha, just noticed your username. That's pretty ironic! Hmmm, gives me an idea. Cat + Blender = cat smoothie
Well normally I'm only into beastiality, but necrobeastiality might be worth a try. Not sure quite how it would work when the cat is in liquid form though.
Haha, blending a cat into liquid then using it for lubricant to screw another dead animal? It just gets better and better.... Maybe before blending the cat, I could take out it's diaphragm and use that as a condom? I wouldn't want to have half-human, half-cat babies. Or would I? I also find a meat pounder like the one below to be very useful when preparing the cat for anal penentration. I mean you need to have then meat nice and bruised because it feels so much better on the groin.
Ah c'mon, we're just bored ( probably working boring corporate jobs ( at least I am )) and trying to have some fun
