The brag thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by Sincroman, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. Skate

    Skate Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, I will use it against you. I will track you down, drive over to where you live (wheels), take out my portable cannon (On wheels), and fire into your bathroom window while you take a dump. You mother will just think you farted and go on with her life.
     
  2. tblrsa

    tblrsa Well-Known Member

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    I can hold my breath for over 10 minutes!
     
  3. Skate

    Skate Well-Known Member

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    I stabbed Chuck Norris.
     
  4. da shiz wiz 19

    da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member

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    Prove it
     
  5. tblrsa

    tblrsa Well-Known Member

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    A mighty pirate doesn´t need to prove anything, arr.
     
  6. The Game Reaper

    The Game Reaper Well-Known Member

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    I'm really awesome at being humble.
     
  7. kijib

    kijib Well-Known Member

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    i am the reason Borat's suit was BlackKNOT
     
  8. CaptainAwesome

    CaptainAwesome Well-Known Member

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    And this is the reason why I think you're a ghost. With an internet connection.
     
  9. Somerandomdude

    Somerandomdude Well-Known Member

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    I beat the second to last boss in Bomberman Hero. After having to work at that boss for years (not kidding), I think that's quite an accomplishment. I did finish the game after that, since the last boss was easy.

    I beat Metal Gear Solid in one weekend... that was fun

    Other games I've beaten:

    Bajo-Kazooie
    Yoshi Story
    Call of Duty 4
    Call of Duty World at War
    Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
    Portal
    Maze of the King (arcade game)
    Jurassic Park (arcade game. Not the one at Chuck E. Cheese)
    Wario Land
    Wario Land 3

    And some other ones I can't think of right now.
     
  10. zachattacksox

    zachattacksox Well-Known Member

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    I invented oxygen.
     
  11. Skate

    Skate Well-Known Member

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    I beat action 42, which ashens has dubbed "Quickest game over ever".
     
  12. kijib

    kijib Well-Known Member

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    i am soley responsible for fathering Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Mr T, and
    JIM CARREY!
     
  13. zachattacksox

    zachattacksox Well-Known Member

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    You have a penis?
     
  14. Skate

    Skate Well-Known Member

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    Just because he is a father does NOT mean he has a dick to brag about.
     
  15. kijib

    kijib Well-Known Member

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    dont be jelous my children
     
  16. zachattacksox

    zachattacksox Well-Known Member

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    Just made my sig
     
  17. Skate

    Skate Well-Known Member

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    -bison-
    YYESSS!
    YYESSS!
    One down, >9000 to go.
     
  18. super6ft7

    super6ft7 Well-Known Member

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    I love when people do that and are so blatantly over compensating.
    Oh yeah, I'm a teen, better do my part, My Dick is like, 13 and 1/2 inches :eek:
    Things wrong with that:
    1-Grammar and spelling
    2-If we were your children, we would have all committed suicide
    3-You don't and never will be able to have children

    Now onto my brag:
    I have walked in on 4 of my friends brothers giving themselves the low 5
     
  19. AaronAMV

    AaronAMV Well-Known Member

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    WHO KNOWS
    Please post bands you like
     
  20. super6ft7

    super6ft7 Well-Known Member

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    Muse, radiohead, Wild Beasts, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Kasabian, Beatles, Led Zep, Justice, Simian, Tupac...

    You know this could go on, it would be quicker if you named bands that I don't like, to be honest. I'm not gonna name all 600 bands on my iTunes
     

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