Ok Too bad Anyway, I'm sure the people who will get these promo code will be very happy to play this wonderful game!
Haha these were great fun to read. We'll be taking one of these from here, I'm sure, but I'll get you a code so you can get to blasting some zombies!
"Remember kids, THIS is why you should always wear a helmet." "Looks like now I'M in GRAVE danger!" (pun) "Okay, now I'm DEAD-SET on destroying you!" (see? It has the word "dead" in it.) "Don't understand death, do ya? I'll ENGRAVE the message..." "You're going STRAIGHT in my closet!" I'm having too much fun with this.
"Zombies? Who ordered the zombies?" "Your brains...give them to me...NOW!" - in Arnold's voice (which I can do quite well for you if you like ) "I'm gonna unload my ungun into your undead unhead!" "Frankly my undead friend...I don't give a damn!" "Houston, we have a zombie!" "Get your stinkin' brains off me you damn dirty zombie!" "Zom-bie phone home" "Zombies...we don't need no stinkin' zombies!" "It's alive! Alive!" Oops...girlfriend's calling...more later.
a few I had in mind just as I was saying things couldn't get worse... I wonder what would happen if Chuck Norris bit YOU! Undead. Then I come in. Re-dead! Why do I get all the easy assignments? You five! Run out there and distract them! Trust me, you've got nothing they want! Oh great! All the Jews have come back for revenge! (get it? cuz you play as Germans! not meant to be racist) I close my eyes for one second and...okay, it was a little longer than that but seriously! (sleeping on the job) I have 1, 2...3...4...one gun for each of ya! Oh hell, that must be the bad man's welcoming committee. (idk, I thought it was funny) think maybe someone has it in for us? (speaks with bad British accent) let's kill 100 of them and then break for tea! (not meant to be mean, just meant to be funny) Oh crap, is that Hitler? you'd think with all the brains they eat that they'd be a little smarter! haven't I killed you once before? Oh well, twice the death, twice the hurt! let me help open your pores! BAM! just a few I thought of off the top of my head. hope I get a code, this was a fun contest!
Keep shooting! It's the zombacalypse! Don't shoot 'til you see the rotting of their flesh. Don't shoot 'til you see the glow in their eyes. It's bad enough we have to kill the Germans/Jerries once, but a second time?
well...isn't this dead air make like a doornail and die already! die you zombie bastards! i never liked you when you were alive anyway!
Sweet! Actually, I already have the game, but I'll give it to a friend so they can spread the word. I just wanted one of my lines in the game.
you sir, are an outright pain in the membrane they may take our lives, but they will never take our brains! take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty zombie!
