it's time for a Zombieatdown "What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend Good Grief! Where did you dig her up from?" Two hunters are out in the woods at Night when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He groans: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a large chomping sound is heard, likely a bite. Back on the phone, the guy says: " It's OK, He's a Zombie, now what?" Zombies don't eat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris eats them. On a side note, Chuck Norris doesn't pay to use Zombieville, or use any other app or listen to a song, Apple pays Chuck Norris. "A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years, menopause ruined her. Now she's a Zombie." His Friend Replied, " Well at least now she can keep the green fertile" You can't eat out their brains! They're blonde!! Well It looks like we'll have to eat our brains outta this one rusty.
Wait! Their looking for brains so I'm safe! This is my bigger boomstick! Their gonna wish they didn't meet us again! Time to add another hole to your head! I hope I win a code I heard this game is amazing.
put down your guns! zombies are people too! all our brain does not belong to you! you guys have just reached the deadline!/ you've just reached the deadline (edited) ...i think i've tried enough
You can't eat out their brains! They're blonde!! Well It looks like we'll have to eat our brains outta this one rusty. it's time for a Zombieatdown I knew i shouldn't have spoken ill of the UNDEAD (edited original post)
"Today is a good day for you to die... again" "Wish I hadn't forgot my zombie repellant today..." "Are those Jewish zombies? Glad I didn't keep kosher!" "I thought having mud on your shoe was bad enough, but these zombie guts are awful!" "Look there's my gandpa over there! Stand aside, I shall do the honors" "Who ordered the zombie horde?" "Brains. It's what's for dinner." I already bought the game but I wanted to see if I could get my quotes in anyway. I like seeing my contributions in games. Also sorry if someone has already posted quotes like these. I couldn't be bothered to sift through all the posts to see what had been thought of already.
"Pilot zombies fly...PLAAANNEEESS!!" "BRAAIIIINNNSS!! "For the HORDE!" "Got Zombie Insurance?" "The only girls that want me are Zombies"
Okay, There's one way not to kill a zombie! Target Practice was over hours ago boys! Get 'Em!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE Guys, I don't have anymore blood left to donate
If I had a nickel for every time I killed you, I'd be a millionaire. A-B-C-D-E-F-G I'm gonna kill some more zombies. A-B-C-D-E-F-G OH MY GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME!
I do belive I didn't sign up for this... Hehe! The more the merrier! When life gives you guns, use them! (on those pesky zombies...) have you ever got the feeling were not meant to win? I got a bad feeling at the bottom of my gut... *farts* oh just beans!
Why they keep coming? We need more ammunition! This is what the US army is paying us for - killing zombies! Let's eradicate them - Zombies vs Us! Come and get me, you pesky undead! It is either zombies or us - we have to stop them! You ain't having me for your meal! Eat my bullets! Soldiers, this is the time we are trained for. Eradicate the zombies now. Fire! Hold, Hold... On my count, Fire your ammunition. God forgive us for the killing, we cannot get these zombies out in the open or they do some serious damage to civilians. Arghhh, the zombie got me, get off me!!
"Someone hire a mortician!" "I didn't even like you when you were alive!" "At least i don't have to listen to my girlfriend talk about her "feelings". "Luckily i bought the game "Trenches", now i know what to do." I already have the game. Anything else if i win?
