ZOMBIE JOke 2 zombies and a man Man: Ahhhhh!! *trips* Zombies: rahhhhh! 1...2....3...4...5 Zombie: Eww Dude 5 second rule!
Didn't read what to do for this... let me try again... "Time to kick some undead ASS" lol im bad at this
This is MY BOOMSTICK!!! Talking to kijib: Don't worry, the zombies are looking for brains, so you're safe. When is Michael Jackson going to come and start dancing? Real friends help you kill zombies. Two in the chest, one in the balls. Who died and made you zombie pwner? These aren't Nazis??
"Zombies...IT JUST HAD TO BE ZOMBIES!" "I'm going to shoot you" "Screw zombies! Where are the Nazis?" "Quick someone call the Ghostbusters!"
kijib fail, what would the GB do? and just do Nazi Zombies, best of both worlds kijib, again, your posts are are always EPIC UBER-MEGA FAIL.
Dude, seriously, get off his ass. "MMMMMMM zombie brains are scrumptious" "Die AGAIN you dang zombies" "3-2-1 there goes your head" "My bullet+your head=you dead"
"one down....Millions to go" "havent i already killed you?" "yay i think thats all of them....nevermind theres more. "die, gosh were all are these zombies coming from" "ive killed like a thousand of these zombies, how many more are there" thunder can u please look over these quotes i really wanna play this game.
Shut up kijib. You've had about 40 spam posts tonight. You should be ITO again. EDIT: Another spam post.
You are the most dumbest person in the whole world. Everyone hates you. And also says the guys with 59.99 posts per day. Be quiet. You've had about 100 spam posts tonight. This is what I call "Turning the tables"
Don't Get Mad, Get Even Soldiers! Their Heads, Shoot Their Heads! Lessssss gooooooooo or Letss Goooo Even Zombies Get Tired? Right Is that all you got? They don't have any deadication At least they look better than my mom I don't even care if they are dead, they're not touching me! "I kick arse for the lord!" - Dead Alive There's no end to it! I'm saving the best for last! Eat Bullets! With all this blood, you'd think there'd be vampires coming too. Zombies ate my homework/dog/family/.. REAL friends help you kill zombies. Why don't they kill themselves? 'If i became a zombie, would you still hang with me?' 'take aim, squeeze the trigger, have fun'
"If they're dead why are they moving?!" "Ok you take lead I'll be a mile behind you" "Can't we just have fun playing tag with them? They'll never catch us..." "Look! A rare undead grandpa! That's 100 points!" "Enough with zombies can we kill something else now?"