Need a never ending action packed game with great sound effects amazing weapons and Zombies? Theres an app for that.
Wanna kick some zombie ass, possibly while chewing gum? There's an app for that! OR if you'd rather not use "ass": Wanna kick some zombie butt, possibly while chewing gum? There's an app for that!
oki thanks I will edit my contest post again (to have them all at one place) if I will come up with another slogan
"Need something to play with besides Fart APPS? There is an APP for that!" or... "Need an excuse to spend $2*? There is an APP for that!" *or whatever the price ends up being...
I couldn't help but post another: "Need something to whittle away the day? Don't worry, we have plenty of openings! As our only employee, you get to decide which zombies live, and which zombies die! Live, die, live, die, there's an app for that!"
Want to not have your brains fangoriously devoured by rotting corpses inadvertantly turning you into a fellow brain devouring disgusting fetid corpse and seeking out those you once loved and chowing on their brains to further your cause?... there's an app for that.
Are Zombies ruining your day? Have an itch to Explode, Implode and Dismember Zombies? There's an app for that!
Do you feel like PWNING the crap out of a bunch of retarded(pun intended)zombies? THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT!
doubt ill have much luck with my first try ( ) so here's the second: are you tired of living a normal life? do ya feel like your meant for something greater? well we can't help with that but if you'll settle for a little zombie killing action... there IS an app for THAT!
Do you enjoy pwning zombies hurgery for your delicious brainz with your trusty bow and arrow along with some hand grenades? There's an app for that.
Oh here's another: Do you want to find an outlet for your ever burning desire to kill dead rotting corpses. There's an app for that!
Want to kill hordes of zombies because you don't understand that they are already dead? There's an app for that. Have you ever had the urge to eat brains? No? Well, have you had the urge to slay those who have this urge? There's an app for that. Haha the 2nd one is too long
