What Came First?

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What came first?

  1. The Chicken

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  2. The Egg

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  3. Your thread is whack!

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  1. Michelangelo

    Michelangelo Well-Known Member

    The chicken or the egg?
     
  2. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    I came first.
     
  3. super6ft7

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    Only because you're selfish...
     
  4. Kamazar

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    Oooahooooweah... damn.
     
  5. The Bat Outta Hell

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    No God-Comes came first.
     
  6. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    Neither? :confused:
     
  7. CygnetSeven

    CygnetSeven Well-Known Member

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    Three posts into the thread and we already got a thread burn. TA rocks! :D
     
  8. Zincous

    Zincous Well-Known Member

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    That's what she said
     
  9. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    I dunno if it's just me, but those articles read like breaking news, but really, seem like nothing more than stating the blinkin' obvious.
     
  10. DGH94

    DGH94 Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, but for the blatant idiots out there, it should seem obvious now which came first.
     
  11. Mondae

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    Perv, why do you care?
    The chicken would have to evolve to it's current egg laying form, so the chicken.
     
  12. SJP99

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    thats not how it worked.....chickens evolved from some species of dinosaurs...so as generations passed..the chicken became more and more like a chicken....there wasn't just suddenly a chicken..its true
     
  13. Michelangelo

    Michelangelo Well-Known Member

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  14. Kai555

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    Hen and rooster

    Since God made Adam and Eve first, applying the same logic, hen and rooster should be made first, eggs later.
     
  15. Mondae

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    Perv, why do you care?
    Adam & Eve isn't even historically true. The Roman Catholic acknowledges the religious truth & not the historical truth. Those were old Hebrew stories to explain how stuff happened without science.
     
  16. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Wow, I think you've just enlightened the whole of TouchArcade. Before you came along we all genuinely believed a Brachiosaurus merely got bored one day and decided for no apparent reason to shit out a fully grown chicken.
     
  17. DGH94

    DGH94 Well-Known Member

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    Next to the Maiden
    Epic win. Pure genius.
     
  18. Mondae

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    Perv, why do you care?
    What! I thought Chuck Norris knocked up a T-Rex.
     
  19. DGH94

    DGH94 Well-Known Member

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    Next to the Maiden
    You're cool.
     

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