OH HEY EVERYONE! Bet ya'll thought I died and have risen from the grave, huh? AHAHAHA how absurd.... how.. totally absurd. I'm definitely not immortal.... any hobbies or activities of mine bearing any strong similarities to the behavior of a centuries old Highlander are totally coincidence and I won't entertain further discussion. What I am here to tell you that we are bending BB:0 an ever increasing angle over a stool and giving it the SPANKING OF ITS LIFE. We're chugging away HARD and, slowly but surely, we're getting there <3 What I have to share with you today is the ENTIRE first cut-scene for the BB:0 story mode "Wil's Finest Hour". I am happy to report that when you play story mode, STORY IS WHAT YOU GON' GIT. This cut-scene accounts for roughly 2 of thirty hilarious minutes of footage that you will be subjected to in Wil's Finest Hour. Oh yes, you're the one that will be selecting "Story Mode". You will not be misled. Without further french-words, I present to you the introduction of Wil's Finest Hour! Our old friend Jared, who hath beardily ascended to the glimmering halls of Touchalla, bravely struck this article into the dense wall of this very site. He hath engraved this divine proclamation deeply into the internets for all to reflect upon, equally, as brothers. Ya'll shuld red et. Itz gewd. Thank you all again for your support (the two of you that open this topic when it updates and the one that reads it ;D). I hope to be reporting back to you all more regularly as time goes on, you're all really one of my fave groups to wile away my hours with <3
OHMAN, sorry once again for demonstrating that I am just stellar at over-looking the cries of our fans. Yeah, the newsletter is totally working, we just haven't had a chance to put on together proper. You know, though, we've got ourselves a great new office administrator who's real good at computers, maybe we can get a more regular newsletter put together in the future ;D
I know that it problely won't but do you know if Battle Bears Zero is going to work on 2nd gens? I hope so.
Okay, that video made my night. Now I want the game even more. Bring me the hilarity, soon! Not yet? Okay, fine.
Oh, jared9876, are you sitting down? :C Good, now get up and then immediately fall back to your knees the same way I did when I found out. Unfortunately, no, we will not be supporting second gen iPhone/iTouch devices any longer. On the very small chance you meant second gen iPad, urine luck! But, if you're exactly like me and have a second gen iTouch and can't afford a new one, then all we have is each other I'm afraid <3 I won't let you down, jared9876, I won't let you down. Oh Animalchoppings <3 I aim to please afterall ;D Even if a stone cold critic of all that is BATTLE BEARS happens by our business, it is my goal to at least crack a fat smirk across that rock hard facade they call a face before they go on their now slightly merrier way. It's the least I can do, really <3 I knew I could always count on you to be excited about our business, FeliX <3 It is for fans like you that I can wrench myself from the cold grip of death each morning to come to work and spread the good news of BATTLE BEARS. I'll try to be more active here as we get closer and have more to share because, FeliX, you and fans LIKE YOU deserve it <3 )@u@( That it made your night has, by extension, made my week <3. It took me roughly 6 months to write the story/cut-scenes in WFH and several additional hours of peer review to help refine it from unsexy coal to slightly sexier diamond. It was certainly a labor of love (more like being IN labor, yaknowwhutimean?!) I sincerely hope that you will find the other 13 cut-scenes equally entertaining (especially with the game to give them greater context ). You are all truly far more than I deserve. I wouldn't trade our fans for the world <3 .... I WOULD trade you guys for, maybe like, super powers or something. You can't blame me for that, I'm only human, afterall, and THAT is the real problem.
Has it really been FIVE whole months? Wow, you guys sure are dedicated. I mean, I'm the luckiest manbeast alive to have such dedicated fans that they would ALL wait patiently here, in this thread, playing no other videogames whatsoever, staying faithful and saving themselves for BATTLE BEARS ZERO. I SHUDDER to think of the legal implications of what would come if I found out that anyone so much as peeked at another game while I was gone. Think of the paperwork! I know YOU wouldn't do that to me, right? That's a rhetorical question, and the answer is hugs. Hugs from me for you in your eyes for your face in the form of THIS! A FRESH BATTLE BEARS ZERO: WIL'S FINEST HOUR teaser! Your reward for such exemplary fidelity to me, Lt. Action, master of murder. Cold, cold blooded murder. Look for BB0 on the AppStore in the next few weeks! I LOVE YOU TOO, Lt. Action
