In said club we would celebrate my accomplishments, do weekly activities related to me, and so on and so forth. I mean, think about it, what better way to celebrate the best member of TouchArcade? Outside of baking a cake and calling it a national holiday, this is the next best thing! All members would be called 'Riders', with the occasional 'Rider Priest' and 'Rider Warrior' (for those members of particularly high quality!).
No I was being serious, since your calling yourself the best TA member..but Ill delete my posts if you feel hurt
I never feel hurt. In fact, I was so amazed by how your comments were structured, that I feel it is my duty to promote you to 'Vice-Jesus' in the fan club. Congratulations, sir, because you are now almost as superior as me, but not as superior. EDIT: I realize now that my sarcasm was laid on pretty thickly, but the Internet has a strange way of making it seem like I was serious. However, I was not hurt. I expected nay-sayers and only the truly worthy who follow me shall be saved from the damnation of the many.
